When I got home yesterday afternoon, I found a new phone book near my front door.

That bastard is just dammed lucky I wasn't home to catch him touching my porch.....what REALLY pissed me off, was the fact that he walked across the grass to get there, and left foot prints where his feet pressed the grass down.

 

lmao

That same bastard did the phone book thing at my house too. I damn near tripped over it.

And the next time my neighbor's dog smells my dyna's wheels [or worse] I'm gonna shoot the mutt and the neighbor. yadda yadda

 

I would be inclined to think he could have shoved that little guy all over the parking lot asking him what he was going to do about it, and it would have still turned out the same way.

 

Kind of similar to all these threads on this site showing people with bikes holding automatic rifles and the like.

I figure if you need to act so macho then you are more than insecure!

Silent but deadly should be the key; hollow vessels make most noise!!

 

+1

Too many "tough guys" in this world.

 

i been blessin folks with the dreaded SBD for years....done it yesterday at the grocery store...blamed it on the lady behind me an everone believed me [:-] ....i said "damn lady, you need ta check dem britches"

 

Oh, that's nasty Bryan.

 

I dont mind apaper tucked on my bars in the throttle cables or whatever.....but I dont much like the between the tank and seat idea.....anyhow on my Deuce there is a small gap there and thepaper wouldn't hold in there. I wouldn't want it on my new Street Glide either though. If I catch someone touching my bike....I go off on them....chances are it will not come to blows....but if it does so be it. If someone asks if he could check out the grips or seat or whatever.....sure why not. just dont ask to sit on one of my bikes.....I could care less if you say "I think my feet will touch" or "I bet I could hold up that bike no problem" your still not sitting on it......and if I ever caught anyone sitting on my bike....It would come to blows real fast....no brag just fact. Oh and for all you peace loving types and whatever......would you just walk over and sit on a strangers bike like is was as normal as blinking your eye.......not expecting ANY reproductions if the owner caught you? I know I would never even thinking about sitting on someone's bike with out asking, unless they were a very good friend.....and even then I usually ask first.

 

F$%KIN LOL!!!!! OMG!!!

 

to touch or not to touch....

I walked up to some jerk putting a flyer under the wiperblade.. so I asked him to show me where the fu--ing mail box islocated on my truck . He knew I was Pi$$ed .Belt buckles and zippers scratch paint.

Same for the bike ---don't touch it, sit on, and it aint no leaning post either