I'm sure I'm not the first person to make the connection between riding a bike and sex. Both require protection. There's safe sex and safe riding. The alternatives can both get you killed. Both can be done alone or two up. Threesomes are possible but not recommended in either case for the average person (may get an argument here). Once you've had your first experience, you're hooked for life. You can do both well into your senior years, though you tend to slow down a bit and enjoy the scenery more as you get older. Some people keep their mounts for years while others need to trade up every year or two. You should never sit on a friends ride without his prior permission. And finally, after 2 or 3 days out of the saddle, we all get this uncontrollable urge to jump on and take a quick ride, no matter the weather or other circumstances.

 

i usually wait until i get home.

i hate distractions

 

I love to come home and take a quick ride, if she'll let me.
My Wife. I have a buddy who tell his wife - can I have sex with you if I promise not wake you up. Sometimes the bike is safer.

 

This conversation is definately making me regret my decission to come to work. I think I'll ride my bike home and... [8D]

 

Very true once you taste it you always have to have it bikes and sex for life. Keeps you feeling young too and in good shape. Great work out

 

I ride my bike to get away from the sex and ride my wife to get away from the bike. There is a delicate balance there.

 

Hmmm. I like to ride both my bike and women bareback.

 

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BUT - there are major differences between the two rides...

You don't have to rub your Harley's carburetor for a half hour before you want a ride,
you just hop on and take off.

 

AND when your done, you can hop off, get beer and let the bike cool down by itself.

You don't have to spend another 30 minutes hanging around the garage, stroking the gas tank and telling it how pretty it looks.


OK, I have done that a few times with the Sturgis, just don't tell anybody. [sm=escape.gif]