Ya'll go on some nice long rides for me, will ya? I'm gonna need to learn how to drink left handed.

 

Aren't ya goin to tell us how?

 

uh, er, well, ya see, my 5 year old daughter and i were fishing in a neighborhoodpond anda big gator charged up on bank, grabbed her leg and dragged her into the lake. so i dove in and wrestled her free. shesgoing to just fine and im gettin a new pair of boots.

 

Come On, tell us the truth

 

alright i lied about the boots

 

Yeah, and I'll bet the water wasn't to deep either.

 

There goes the sex life........ [8D]

At least you broke it at the end of riding season, not the begiinning.

 

seasons just getting started here. too damn hot in the summer

 

Oh, you're in FL. Nice place to be for the winter.

 

LMAO!!!!!!!