I knew it was going to be a bad day. It started in very heavy traffic on the way to work and when the car in front of me stopped pretty short, I hit it pretty hard. The tail lamp was broken and the bumper was all but destroyed. Well, I got out of my car and waited for the other driver to do the same. When he got out, I saw that he was a Dwarf!

Walking to the back to look at his car, he gave me a dirty look and said "I'm Not Happy!"

I asked him which one he was. That's when the fight started.

 

Oh geez. Another midget fight.

Ok, so who won the street fight, and how much was your bail?

 

Hey watch it he probably had ... small arms training!!!!!!!

Sorry oldNavy joke....

 

Midgets rule!!!

 

Not quite as funny the second and third time that I've seen it on this forum, but it's still funny.

 

Did the little guy have insurance?

 

I am going to tell that to someone in the morning.

 

you know, just about anything can be funny at 3:00 in the morning, but if ya throw in a midget, (no pun intended), it gets down right hilarious!

Obi

 

He must have been "Grumpy"!

 

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