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What Does Your Harley Smell Like?

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Old 05-24-2022 | 02:54 PM
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Smells like BBQ as the smoker is parked next to it .........the garage reeks of the charcoal smokers I have
 
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Old 05-25-2022 | 06:48 AM
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Now that we are older, the bike smells like "Soft and Dri". Nevermind, that's her deodorant.
 
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Old 05-25-2022 | 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted by roussfam
Smells like my ex. Now that's gotta be worth some crossthread points
Only if she rode on another dudes bike while having a Lambo serviced while Lear Jetting across the planet on a credit card with 25% interest in white leathers. Why do you ask.. hahahaha...
 
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Old 05-25-2022 | 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Jed Clampett
Now that we are older, the bike smells like "Soft and Dri". Nevermind, that's her deodorant.
Are you sure it's not from the odorized Depends?
 
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Old 05-25-2022 | 09:57 AM
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Napalm in the morning.

J/k - it smells like fork oil.
 
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Old 05-25-2022 | 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by brakeless
Are you sure it's not from the odorized Depends?
I ain't as good as I once was.....but I'm as good once as I ever was!
 
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Old 05-25-2022 | 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Jed Clampett
I ain't as good as I once was.....but I'm as good once as I ever was!
Hah! I say that all the time. But I add "at least for a few seconds". And it "depends" on the situation, but I've threatened someone with the best 10 seconds of my life before.
 
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Old 05-25-2022 | 01:41 PM
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Smells like chrome.
 
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Old 05-25-2022 | 02:51 PM
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Bourbon and cheap hooker perfume.
 
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Old 05-25-2022 | 03:05 PM
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My Harley gets parked beside the cat box. So, it smells of cat crap, cat urine, cat litter, with a subtle overtone of morning after vagina.
 
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