If she's cute, take his woman for a ride.

 

shes’s an old lady by now as this thread is over 3 yrs old.

 

Guess this is how the Stealership feels...

 

But you better not complain, boy. You'll get in trouble with The Man.

 

But I shot a man in Reno…

 

I had an asshat woman get on mine once!!
I told her boyfriend he should remove her NOW!! and he did.
Never saw it happen again!!
Most people respect other peoples property!!

 

Another zombie thread.

 

Yeah, that's not cool. No matter your size, your background, that is never cool. You don't ever touch and you certainly do not stand it up and sit on it. I would think that might be the start of something we're all going to need bail money for.

The most I ever do is wipe off a friend's bike seat after a rain since I am that guy with the towels and soft-cloths. But I am not touching it otherwise. Not even the windshield.

Geeze you don't even see gang members do that crap. It's called 'respect'

 

I can't believe I've missed this thread for 2+ years.
It's never happened to my bike, but years ago I came out of a fast food joint to find this guy leaning/sitting on the hood of my truck while he chatted up some females.
It didn't go well for him.

 

Stopped at a Circle k for a quick purchase on my softail , in and out in minutes. Watched a kid run over to my bike and try to climb on burning his leg on my pipes in the process. I walked over to see if the kids alright and the mom cussed me out. I laughed and replied cheap lesson you both wont forget for some time to come and rode away