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Old 02-18-2020 | 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by DanHappy
I guess I will take that as an complement...
Good. That is exactly as it was intended.
 
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Old 02-19-2020 | 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by soldierbot
The question, I was having some breakfast yesterday, with some friends, and when we went to leave there was a person sitting on my bike. How should I have handled this situation?

I have a much more comfortable place fo her to sit.
 

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Old 02-19-2020 | 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Numa Albornoz
I don’t know about that, sweet sled, but that ain’t a bad piece of *** either, personally I like them a little thicker, but wouldn’t kick her out of my club house.

Look closely at the pic... I'm guessing 50 maybe mid to high 40's. Face has been rode hard and zero ****. Belly button rings are out of fashion ie mid 40's to 50 year old. She's a promo girl holding on tight, trust me I know I used to own a business that sent out promo girls for new alcohol's introduced to the market.... Had to deal with these scattered brained idiots daily, the only thing they knew is what $100 bill looked like. Always a few in the group this age... they'd come for an application and bring calendars dated back 10+ years they featured in.
90% single moms.
Just my experience.
 
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Old 02-19-2020 | 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by soldierbot
The question, I was having some breakfast yesterday, with some friends, and when we went to leave there was a person sitting on my bike. How should I have handled this situation?

If you're happy with the crabs and slime she could have possibly left, more power to ya.

Me, it'd still be a loud 'Get the F*^$ off my bike!'.
 
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Old 02-19-2020 | 11:23 AM
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^^^And someone on here mentioned I was mean on the women
 
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Old 02-19-2020 | 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Oldskewl
Look closely at the pic... I'm guessing 50 maybe mid to high 40's. Face has been rode hard and zero ****. Belly button rings are out of fashion ie mid 40's to 50 year old. She's a promo girl holding on tight, trust me I know I used to own a business that sent out promo girls for new alcohol's introduced to the market.... Had to deal with these scattered brained idiots daily, the only thing they knew is what $100 bill looked like. Always a few in the group this age... they'd come for an application and bring calendars dated back 10+ years they featured in.
90% single moms.
Just my experience.
You are probably 100% correct in your assessment of her. Totally correct.



I would still bang the bejesus out of her, though.
 
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Old 02-19-2020 | 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by soldierbot
The question, I was having some breakfast yesterday, with some friends, and when we went to leave there was a person sitting on my bike. How should I have handled this situation?

Disinfected your seat?

Sorry if I'm late to the party...
 
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Old 02-19-2020 | 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by One Wire
You are probably 100% correct in your assessment of her. Totally correct.



I would still bang the bejesus out of her, though.
Absolutely yeah, yeah me too. Mama didn't raise no fool... The body on her is harder than some thirty something lazy fat moms. See her abs? old or not the woman is in shape.
 
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Old 02-19-2020 | 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by soldierbot
We have a host of smileys that some folks use in their posts. One of my favorites is the winking smiley. .

One could rightly presume that everything said prior to the winking smiley is said "tongue in cheek" Or, to put it more bluntly, a bunch of made-up happy bullshit.

Since when did Harvey Winestein own a hog?
 
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Old 02-19-2020 | 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by tar_snake
If you're happy with the crabs and slime she could have possibly left, more power to ya.

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You go by " Tar Snake." Tell me you're not on board with that.
 


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