I never ask to sit on someone elses bike and for that reason I seldom ever allow anyone else to sit on mine. The back seat belongs to my wife. I would never ride anyone on the bike without her permission. And that has only happened once with our daughter! My brother purchased a Rushmore in 2015 long before we did. When we were considering buying one he told us to come over and get his and ride it a weekend. I declined.

 

I suppose one of us should probably call her and tell her about the rules

 

From looking at her I suspect she throws all the rules out the window! I'm too old so you are selected to make the call.

 

You meant beg for a little, didn't you ;>)

 

Tell her there is a spanking for this—Then after the spanking is the oral sex( Holy Grail reference)

 

Dude put his daughter on my bike once, I was walking up and saw him and the child. As I got close I said nice bike man and he said it was not his, I then said the owner might not be a nice person. He then said you are probably right, I then walked up got on the bike and started it. Dude wasn't happy I started it because his child was near?
Blew him a kiss and winked and rode off.....

I was the bad guy....

 

After she violated the bike and shown an escalating level of disrespect, I told her, "that's it, the bike and I have had enough".

She flipped back her hair and said, "what you gonna do about it, tough guy:".

 

This reads suspiciously like a "Dear Penthouse" letter I read back in the 90's

 

Nothing against soldierbot intended here because I think it's a cute little diversion in an otherwise boring thread, but I think it reads more like a husband or boyfriend taking the opportunity to show off his wife or girlfriend. Or maybe it reads like an opportunity to pose a reasonably foxy chick, even if a stranger, in anticipation of posting said pics along with a fictional story-line in this specific thread? I don't know, but I'm skeptical about this woman being found just sitting on his bike. Doesn't mean it ain't a clever joke to play on the membership, but to me, it does mean that those who are responding as though everything is on the up-and-up here are either joking themselves, or they are the perfect targets of the joke to begin with. LOL

Blues

 

… that made my head hurt on a Monday…