I've seen mean drunks, but I've never seen a drunk get on someone else's bike. I'd take it personally. I just don't know how far I'd go, outside of getting in his face.

Closest experience was in Zion. Crowded parking lot and I had to pee. When I came out and looked across the parking lot, two Chinese women and a man were fawning all over the bike taking photos. No sitting, but touching, posing.

I immediately arrived, saw they spoke no English and were embarrassed. I took the hand of one of the middle aged ladies and led and offered her to sit on the bike. Fearful, as she was scared, but then the other lady started speaking, joyfully. Soon, the camera toting man was taking photos of both the woman on the bikes. I never saw people have so much fun, forget Zion, to them I was the biker of their fantasies.

Finally, the man indicated he would like an opportunity to sit on the bike and have his photo taken. I had never seen people so excited. When I left, I could just imagine the stories they told when they got home.

I could have handled it two ways. It made me feel good the way I handled this as I rode off, them waving with both hands like family you had not seen for years. As I walked down, I knew I had a choice. Probably a good thing I had peed and had to walk across the parking lot. Those few minutes gave me time to think.

 

+1 Good for you, good response. its very situation specific.

 

well, hope it happens when you're awake next time.

 

yep liberty city is some bad **** man. dont ever get caught there after dark i promise you wont make it out. its really bad. i remember when they had the riots there i think its was in the mid 70's and people were getting shot all the time. even up in the late 80's if you got off the interstate they would bump your car from behind and when you got out of your car thy would pull guns and rob you and take the car. thats when all car rentals in FL had to change the tags on the rental cars and could not display there logo on them it was that bad. vacationers were getting robbed every day and some shot and killed. they had people on the roads taking pot shots at the cars

 

i had a custom bmc chopper. was parked at a restaurant. looked out saw a Mexican biotch putting her kid on it like its a kiddie ride at kmart. got there quick told her to get her kid off. of course whilst doing that the kid dragged his freakin boots over the rear fender,paint job. plus had big prints on top of the chrome primary where he stood on it. ****in biotch acted like she didn't understand English of course. of course now the kid will think its ok to do this again since the biotch put him on the bike

 

That skit is in the top 5 all time......

 

Sorry, it was mean as a joke, apparently not a very good one.

 

I've seen it happen, even to an Angel's bike. Drunk broad climbing on board. THey got a way with it but it was funny as hell watching the guys with once they realized whose bike it was. Contrary to the stereotype, he let them get away with it too.

Should be classed under the same law as property invasion.

Which, btw, what is the law if you come back and find someone sitting in your car or truck?

 

I follow the "***, grass, or gas" law.

 

yeah, don't get caught in east st.louis. its nothin but baaaaaaaad news. [ which is where this scene is supposed to be]