People sitting on your bike without asking.
#101
02-07-2020 | 06:47 PM
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Issue w/ cracking him in the jaw while he's on your bike is the bike may go over when he goes down.
OTOH OP....if this were a hot drunk chick crawling on your bike in front of a bar getting their juices all over it, would you have an issue w/ that?
OTOH OP....if this were a hot drunk chick crawling on your bike in front of a bar getting their juices all over it, would you have an issue w/ that?
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#102
02-07-2020 | 07:45 PM
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I had some woman get on my Dyna in front of my favorite mexican restaurant. I got up and walked over to her and her friends. (Bear in mind, I'm vested.) She looked shocked that I was right there in seconds. I asked her if she rode. She said, "No." I said, "You do now." This is back when helmets weren't required in Calif. I took her for a 3-4 mile beach cruise along Carlsbad Blvd Southbound. Returned her to her friends in better shape than when she got on my bike. When I started it up, the first thing she says to her other girlfriends, "IT VIBRATES!" Yes, EVO's do that. She had firm rockets. Told her that it not a good idea to get on someone's motorcycle, even if you possess a vagina. (But, it DOES help!)
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#103
02-07-2020 | 09:01 PM
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I cant recall someone ever sitting on my bike without permission but I left a restaurant one day and as I'm walking to my truck I see some folks in a car parked near my truck and a big whale of a woman leaning against my truck smoking a ciggy and talking to the folks in the car.
I started hitting the panic button on my remote but I was too far away for it to work at first but finally when I got about 50 feet away that siren started sounding off and scared the beast so bad she about **** her sweat pants.
Of course when I got up to them she was cussing me out and calling me *******. I told her the real ******* is someone who leans up against other peoples vehicles to which she says, yeah well its an old truck anyway. So I clued her in that it was my old truck and I didn't want her leaning on it.
So even though its not a motorcycle and yes its an old truck, its still something I worked and paid for.
Respect is a rare commodity these days.
I started hitting the panic button on my remote but I was too far away for it to work at first but finally when I got about 50 feet away that siren started sounding off and scared the beast so bad she about **** her sweat pants.
Of course when I got up to them she was cussing me out and calling me *******. I told her the real ******* is someone who leans up against other peoples vehicles to which she says, yeah well its an old truck anyway. So I clued her in that it was my old truck and I didn't want her leaning on it.
So even though its not a motorcycle and yes its an old truck, its still something I worked and paid for.
Respect is a rare commodity these days.
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#104
02-07-2020 | 09:33 PM
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#105
02-07-2020 | 11:24 PM
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as far with the bike going over ill take my chances... with a hot drunk chick i dont want her squrting all over my bike. if thats all it takes then its not worth having in my book. wouldnt want her just because of a bike.. you must be very young or something
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#106
02-08-2020 | 07:57 AM
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#107
02-08-2020 | 08:28 AM
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Anyone who would draw their weapon on somebody for sitting on a motorcycle gives all CCW holders a black eye and should not be carrying a weapon of any kind.
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#108
02-08-2020 | 08:57 AM
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Man...….some of you guys take your bikes too seriously. Sure, I wouldn't like it. But if I physically assaulted every person that did something stupid around me every damn day of my life I would get very sore knuckles. And probably spend too much time in jail as well. Just not worth it. And even if there were no consequences, that's just not who I am I guess.
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#109
02-08-2020 | 09:12 AM
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Man...….some of you guys take your bikes too seriously. Sure, I wouldn't like it. But if I physically assaulted every person that did something stupid around me every damn day of my life I would get very sore knuckles. And probably spend too much time in jail as well. Just not worth it. And even if there were no consequences, that's just not who I am I guess.
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#110
02-08-2020 | 09:14 AM
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