Here’s Katy riding my 05 FX Springer

 

So they don't look like Jonny Winter........

 

While Lady Gaga does look so much better after her nose job, her pancake ******* don't stand a chance against Katy's twin Hindenburgs.

 

I've seen 50 and 60 year old riders that have been riding since they were in their 20's that still duck walk a bike in a parking lot. I occasionally ride with a guy that puts 25,000-30,000 miles a year on a Goldwing and can't make a U-Turn on a two lane road without duck walking his bike.

 

It`s the clueless airhead type who do this. Hence, the "dumb blonde" stereotype. ........... Which reminds me of a blond joke: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?........ To rest their ankles of course....

 

If I was in bed with her I wouldn`t be thinking about crackers, let alone be bringing them......

 

Bleached eyebrows look weird through. Whenever they try to do that with an actor it always ends up look really awkward. And some blonde people have darker eyebrows.

While we're on the question of dying hair, why do natural redheads dye their hair different shades of red?

 

Wait...? You mean, she doesn’t know how to ride?

 

Why else would she be there?

 

Now in the words of Larry the cable guy, "that's some funny **** right there, I don't care who you are"

For real.