...you start your bike at home and they hear it at work.

 

.....You try to sneak in a "little bit late", and get met at the door by a mad Missus packin' a rolling pin!
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My 2 1/2 year old granddaughter likes to set on mine and always says "Papa, 'anta honk it", so I let her honk the horn a few times. But when I start it she screams and takes off to Nanno or Daddy, and I ain't so sure but what she could maybe outrun my redbone hound!!
hillbilly

 

...You bend the needle on the cops db meter.

 

You keep saying "Huh?....what did you say??" long after you're not riding.

 

when the only thing left of your pipes are stubbs at the exhaust ports....................

 

Pipes can be too loud?????????????????

 

When while sitting at a traffic light the "home boys" in the whip beside you with the rap booming roll their windows up.

 

Your kids and neihbors come running out of their houses yelling...

EARTH QUAKE !!!

 

You can't hear your wife bit#*in' at ya'..... Oh wait a minute, that's a good thing.

 

You have to push it the last block home so your neighbors don't b**ch!!