Couple of riding buddies of mine were making fun of me for having business to tend to and could not take a ride with them. Well, on my way back from town, they happend to pull up behind me. Chance of a lifetime!!! Got the first one and he passed me, took a little ways before the other one got up close enough, but I got him too. We pulled up to my shop and over a cold one, we all decided to never make fun of anyone for not being able to make a ride.

 

You know what could be kinda fun with these kind of nuts;
flamethrower pipes that throw a really long flame back in their
direction; that'd get their attention & maybe make 'em think twice.
Hey, my dad told me a long time ago, don't dish it out if you can't take it.

 

Guy I know used to lane split and every morning one guy would deliberately drive as close to the line as possible. He decided on revenge via some well matured p**s in a washer he added to the bike just for that purpose. Comes the day he is to finally get his vengeance, here comes the cage...wait for it...wait for it...NOW! Would you believe some bas***d had turned the nozzle facing my buddy? I can't imagine who would do such a thing!