My ex wife said to me once, " I think you love the bike more than you love me", i replied with " Well, the bike let's me ride it whenever i want to". So if you had to choose, which would you rather do, take a long ride on the ole' lady or the bike?

 

Bike.

 

Before I answer, I need to clarify....Yours or mine?

 

Depends on if it's snowing or raining.

 

Simple, whichever I didn't ride last!

 

My wife said to me once, you rub on your bike more than you do me. I said because she is my black mistress.

 

At my age....bike. Definitely bike.

Although both would put a smile on my face, the bike ride would last much much longer and result in more satisfaction

 

come on out, she might take pitty on you, lol

 

Both. Here's how it's done... First, you pour the ol' lady a glass of wine or her favorite drink. Make it tall. Next, you ride her hard. In most cases, she'll fall asleep afterward. At this point, you slip out for a ride. Ain't nothing like the wind in your face after a good lay.

 

Since I've been divorced for almost 6 years and loving it, it's a no brainer for me, my Springer.