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Old 05-20-2016 | 06:34 PM
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dickey, you are still in the honeymoon stage and will be for a while to come but I will have to agree that your woman should always *** first.

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See what I did there?

I saw, but you spelled it wrong. I fixed it for ya.
 
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Old 05-20-2016 | 06:51 PM
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I've been married a long time and I've been riding even longer. My answer would vary depending on the time of day and weather.
 
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Old 05-20-2016 | 07:13 PM
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Choose the lady, every time. Why? Because...

 
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Old 05-20-2016 | 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by TwiZted Biker
First wife gave me the ultimatum " That bike goes or I do", standing there with an *** as wide my saddle bags it wasn't the brightest thing she ever said. Still have that bike.....
Wife (and family) always comes first, and that's because I know she's not so despicable, selfish or stupid as to give me that kind of ultimatum.

Sex or riding? How about sex first, THEN riding - like the cigarette after sex only better...
 
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Old 05-20-2016 | 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by HoggyMtnBreakdown
Wife (and family) always comes first, and that's because I know she's not so despicable, selfish or stupid as to give me that kind of ultimatum.

Sex or riding? How about sex first, THEN riding - like the cigarette after sex only better...
Let me put this way everyone who's ever known me and had any contact with the first one always asked " what were you thinking ? ". Got a good woman it's never a choice.
 
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Old 05-20-2016 | 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by TwiZted Biker
Let me put this way everyone who's ever known me and had any contact with the first one always asked " what were you thinking ? ". Got a good woman it's never a choice.
It was with my second wife that I was asking myself, "What was I thinking??"

Obviously, I wasn't thinking enough- or at least not with my brain!
 
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Old 05-20-2016 | 11:23 PM
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I love ****ing and I love riding. My answer depends on the day. Considering my bike has been ****ed up for a while and I haven't been able to do much riding, the bike wins big time.
 
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Old 05-20-2016 | 11:49 PM
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Laughing my *** off at this thread! Keith Stepp got it right. Take her for a ride first, on your bike or side by side, it's foreplay! Been working for us the last 30 odd years.... Inside joke, "Harley Davidson saved our marriage". Break up the monotony and live a little!
 
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Old 05-21-2016 | 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Angelfire36
Laughing my *** off at this thread! Keith Stepp got it right. Take her for a ride first, on your bike or side by side, it's foreplay! Been working for us the last 30 odd years.... Inside joke, "Harley Davidson saved our marriage". Break up the monotony and live a little!
I just have a sarcastic sense of humor, i think of things differently.
 
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Old 05-21-2016 | 05:37 PM
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Watched the 'Wild Angels' on TCM the other night - I had forgotten just how bad that movie was. Anyway, the intro had Roger Corman, producer / director, saying that those were real Hell's Angels as extras. When they were dealing for payment the movie paid for each Angel, his lady, and his bike. Corman said the Angels wanted more money for their bikes than for their ladies. Might be just BS, but made me think of this thread...
 


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