If you had to make a choice
#32
Any guy (at least one that can still get it up) that says he'd rather go on a bike ride then have sex is a complete moron. Even if it's with the "ol lady". I've been married to mine for 12yrs and we got a pretty healthy sex life and I look forward to every time we're gonna do it.
Sex is the greatest joy in life IMO.
Sex is the greatest joy in life IMO.
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Well, ol' Dickey's gonna go out on a limb here & shock the crap outta a lot of you, but I would hafta say...the OL. here's why:
There is a new Miss Dickey in my life. We met 1 month ago tomorrow on one of the more popular dating sites. Now, at my age, hotties don't exactly grow on trees, and most of the women I have been meeting have been grossly overweight, bitchy, poor sex drive,and basically man-haters. Yea they've been hurt so they don't trust men boo freakin' hoo blah blah blah. Was just about to give up when I met HER, & I must say I was floored from minute 1. Cute, blonde spinner,works as an RN, & it was love at first sight. This girl is what I call an "anywhere,anytime" chick. ALWAYS in the mood, no matter where we are or what we're doing, and an absolute FREAK in the sack...I mean ANYTHING I want. Out of the sack, it almost seems like her whole purpose in life is to make me happy, so that is the least I can do for her, too. So YEA...I'd pick the OL...but only THIS OL... over the bike anytime.
There is a new Miss Dickey in my life. We met 1 month ago tomorrow on one of the more popular dating sites. Now, at my age, hotties don't exactly grow on trees, and most of the women I have been meeting have been grossly overweight, bitchy, poor sex drive,and basically man-haters. Yea they've been hurt so they don't trust men boo freakin' hoo blah blah blah. Was just about to give up when I met HER, & I must say I was floored from minute 1. Cute, blonde spinner,works as an RN, & it was love at first sight. This girl is what I call an "anywhere,anytime" chick. ALWAYS in the mood, no matter where we are or what we're doing, and an absolute FREAK in the sack...I mean ANYTHING I want. Out of the sack, it almost seems like her whole purpose in life is to make me happy, so that is the least I can do for her, too. So YEA...I'd pick the OL...but only THIS OL... over the bike anytime.
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If you're not having fun... you're doing it wrong.
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This was a trick question. If she is currently an "ex", then the answer is obvious. If she is currently not an "ex", but is a "potential ex", then the answer is obvious. If she is neither currently an "ex" or is not a "potential ex", then the answer is obvious... Speaking from experience... You take her with you for a ride and when you get back she is gonna want to ride you; not the other way around.
If you're not having fun... you're doing it wrong.
If you're not having fun... you're doing it wrong.
we're not kids anymore, are we,lol things like that would cause me a sore back.
Last edited by ChickinOnaChain; 05-20-2016 at 04:12 PM.
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Any guy (at least one that can still get it up) that says he'd rather go on a bike ride then have sex is a complete moron. Even if it's with the "ol lady". I've been married to mine for 12yrs and we got a pretty healthy sex life and I look forward to every time we're gonna do it.
Sex is the greatest joy in life IMO.
Sex is the greatest joy in life IMO.
Sex was great when I'd only been married twelve years too. It was great for a long, long time after that. But there comes a time in every man's life when it's just not the "end all, be all" of existence. At 60 years old, a lot of age factors enter the scene, and while it's still danged enjoyable, the years have had an effect. Not so much on functionality, but sensitivity and satisfaction.
I would have been celebrating 40 years of marriage in a week or so, but my wife passed away a few years back. I loved her with all my heart, and it's just not the same with other partners these days. So lighten up a little. More likely than not, you will be there one day too.
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Well, ol' Dickey's gonna go out on a limb here & shock the crap outta a lot of you, but I would hafta say...the OL. here's why:
There is a new Miss Dickey in my life. We met 1 month ago tomorrow on one of the more popular dating sites. Now, at my age, hotties don't exactly grow on trees, and most of the women I have been meeting have been grossly overweight, bitchy, poor sex drive,and basically man-haters. Yea they've been hurt so they don't trust men boo freakin' hoo blah blah blah. Was just about to give up when I met HER, & I must say I was floored from minute 1. Cute, blonde spinner,works as an RN, & it was love at first sight. This girl is what I call an "anywhere,anytime" chick. ALWAYS in the mood, no matter where we are or what we're doing, and an absolute FREAK in the sack...I mean ANYTHING I want. Out of the sack, it almost seems like her whole purpose in life is to make me happy, so that is the least I can do for her, too. So YEA...I'd pick the OL...but only THIS OL... over the bike anytime.
There is a new Miss Dickey in my life. We met 1 month ago tomorrow on one of the more popular dating sites. Now, at my age, hotties don't exactly grow on trees, and most of the women I have been meeting have been grossly overweight, bitchy, poor sex drive,and basically man-haters. Yea they've been hurt so they don't trust men boo freakin' hoo blah blah blah. Was just about to give up when I met HER, & I must say I was floored from minute 1. Cute, blonde spinner,works as an RN, & it was love at first sight. This girl is what I call an "anywhere,anytime" chick. ALWAYS in the mood, no matter where we are or what we're doing, and an absolute FREAK in the sack...I mean ANYTHING I want. Out of the sack, it almost seems like her whole purpose in life is to make me happy, so that is the least I can do for her, too. So YEA...I'd pick the OL...but only THIS OL... over the bike anytime.
dickey, you are still in the honeymoon stage and will be for a while to come but I will have to agree that your woman should always come first.
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See what I did there?