First wife gave me the ultimatum " That bike goes or I do", standing there with an *** as wide my saddle bags it wasn't the brightest thing she ever said. Still have that bike.....

 

There is a whole lot less drama with a bike.....

 

Well either you are riding your wife wrong or I am riding my bike wrong.
I would still choose the wife...... First.

 

I'd like to ride a Springer.

 

a good woman wouldn't make you choose, if you were being a good husband. That said, the line goes, "for better or worse". My vow is my word, and my bond. that I will not break, if at all humanly possible. there must be a way to make both fit in that picture. But I will always go with What I said I would do, so my Wife. The one I fell in love with. There will come a time that we will all have to put up the keys. I want someone there to comfort me, while I do that. Its a no brainer.

 

As much fun as my bike is, my wife is a heck of a lot more fun to ride. Some of you guys might want to look into testosterone replacement therapy.

 

Well, ol' Dickey's gonna go out on a limb here & shock the crap outta a lot of you, but I would hafta say...the OL. here's why:

There is a new Miss Dickey in my life. We met 1 month ago tomorrow on one of the more popular dating sites. Now, at my age, hotties don't exactly grow on trees, and most of the women I have been meeting have been grossly overweight, bitchy, poor sex drive,and basically man-haters. Yea they've been hurt so they don't trust men boo freakin' hoo blah blah blah. Was just about to give up when I met HER, & I must say I was floored from minute 1. Cute, blonde spinner,works as an RN, & it was love at first sight. This girl is what I call an "anywhere,anytime" chick. ALWAYS in the mood, no matter where we are or what we're doing, and an absolute FREAK in the sack...I mean ANYTHING I want. Out of the sack, it almost seems like her whole purpose in life is to make me happy, so that is the least I can do for her, too. So YEA...I'd pick the OL...but only THIS OL... over the bike anytime.

 

Is this a joke, you're comparing a soulless piece of metal junk with a human?

 

I love my current girlfriend of more than 13 years, but I chose the bike over her cuz she knows I'll return home after all of my rides. She doesn't bitch at all. Asks me every time, "How was your ride today ?." Told her quite often I had fun banging my 'Isabella'. Also, She'll ask me occasionally, "Could we do threesome and have dinner elsewhere afterwards ?."


She's a keeper,


Thorey

 

As any man your age should know Dickey, It's A Trap!