Lessons from the Road
#12
That reminds me of one I forgot.....
Leave the Wife/Girlfriend/Significant Other at Home: No matter how much they tell you they enjoy riding - they are lying. They would much rather be at the mall or the spa. In fact; chances are that you are going to have to stop at a mall at some point on your bike trip if they come along. The real reason they want to tag along is to keep an eye on you and ensure you aren't having any fun without them. Women hate the idea of you having fun unless they are part of it. Plus, deep down; they don't trust you - not that they should but I'm just saying..........
Leave the Wife/Girlfriend/Significant Other at Home: No matter how much they tell you they enjoy riding - they are lying. They would much rather be at the mall or the spa. In fact; chances are that you are going to have to stop at a mall at some point on your bike trip if they come along. The real reason they want to tag along is to keep an eye on you and ensure you aren't having any fun without them. Women hate the idea of you having fun unless they are part of it. Plus, deep down; they don't trust you - not that they should but I'm just saying..........
#13
#14
Man, that is one crappy statement to make. I agreed with all of the other ones but some of us girls would rather ride than shop - unless shopping is for bike parts. Then I'm the one forking out the $$ for the hubby. You should change/alter that rule or risk making some of us girls' VERY unhappy. Who would want to risk that??
..... you've noticed that the hot chicks from small towns all have that sexy rough voice too? do you like it? I kinda do...... it's sorta sexy you know? ..........
Last edited by CRF; 09-07-2010 at 04:49 PM.
#15
Honestly man I usually camp so I already have a sleeping bag and a tent or something to make a lean to out of anyway. Wrapping up some clothes in the sleeping bag and stuffing them in the sack doesn't really add much to my load.
#16
#18
OK - that's pretty funny........ and no those aren't the ones I'm talking about LOL
#19