ORIGINAL: dklozik


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I spent 3 days in the woods, no food, shelter, water...nothing but a large knife.
I spent the night in a tree and waited until a large deer...
probably at least a 20point buck.....yeah, at least 20, came walking under my tree.
I leaped from the tree, onto the back of the deer, and put it out of its misery with just my knife.
I then proceeded to eat the entire deer...raw.


I then walked back home (46 miles),


drank 1/2 gallon of diesel fuel and passed out.
After waking up, I went and had sex with my then g/f and while in the middle of it,
i whispered in her ear, this is how her sister liked it....and was able to make the 8 sec ride.

After that, I felt manly again.