MY WIFE RAN OFF WITH ANOTHER WOMAN, MY DOG BIT ME, MY GLIDE IS FULL OF GAS, AN I HAVE 14 DAYS OFF, WHAT WOULD YOU DO???? [sm=biker.gif][sm=biker2.gif]

 

We've all had our share of marital problems... I've got a friend who is going through a divorce over the same s--t that you got goin' on! No matter what, it will get better, and at least you've got a harley, gas and two weeks to get lost! Good luck, bud...

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feed and pet the dog, bang your old ladies girlfriend ride like the wind and never look back.

 

I also would spend my days laying down as many of her friends as i could... ride goes without saying... spend a little time with your dog brother...

 

There's a simple test to see who man's best friend is.

Lock your wife and dog in the trunk of your car and leave them there for half an hour.

Open the trunk and see which one is happy to see you.

 

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At least you know it's something you cant compete with. I'd ask the other woman to move in...

 

i dont see the problem.

 

Road trip.

 

I hope you're not serious....If so, maybe like the other's said it's time to clear the air, and your mind and take a road trip,
and re-evaluate your position in life.
On the other hand it sounds like a funky country song.....