Just do what I did, find a younger, prettier, sweeter girlfriend.

 

This is really funny! Especially the serious posts.

 

congrats enjoy the ride

 

Drop off the dog at your exes place .
Maybe hes still hungry ??? LOL...
Then hide your keys , take at least 12 of these ( BEERS) get a good night sleep .
Take a nice long ride to the best babe hang out ever ???
Find an exciting and sexy lady , go for another ride but with her on the Harley .
Find a hotel with a hot tub and Enjoy .
Oh ya make sure you send the ex wifey some nice naughty pics of your new BABE .
Then tell her thanks for the favor, and that your realy enjoying the trip.
Abought the job ?? HHMM...
Take up Harley mechanics or Take a chalange and be a Harley dealer and sell all of us at cost Bikes , Parts and Gas .. LOL.......................

 

Send her a gift from www.poopsenders.com (the sight is rated pg but funny as heck!)

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I agree with most on this. First and most important,PROTECT YOUR $. Cancel the credit cards, clean out all bank accts, take her wedding ring and other jewels she has and pawn them for your ride. Nothing better than a long ride to think and answer your own questions. Dont get locked up and when you return file for divorce.......GL.

 

Fire that mother up and ride! Just like the other guys have said don't mix the throttle and the bottle! Safe ridin to ya![sm=biker2.gif]

 

Write a country western song.

 

get a lawyer, and get out quick, before she comes to her senses, and you get screwed!