I think I would have had to just laugh at her...I certainly would after my wife had a handful of her hair in one hand and teeth marks on her other hand from knocking her in the mouth

 

Ha-ha
But heck you let your wife fight your battles for you? Just Kidding! The mental image of some female yelling at you and your wife taking her down is great.
When females fight, it's one nasty, drag-out altercation. As you commented, hair pulling, biting, kicking and oh the words they use. I used break-up cat fights and you couldn't use the palm of your hands, could be considered groping.

 

I love the jiffy stand on harley's. When I was young I owned a 1972 Honda, and had to make sure if parking it on a steep hill it was in gear or the kick stand would fold.

 

I understand it perfectly

 

I think I would have lost my mind!!

 

 

My wife is a feisty woman. She causes no fights and really stays out of them with people that cause HER trouble. If someone causes a loved one trouble, look out, she's all over it.

I wouldn't want to go up against her, she had a brother that taught her well. She doesn't pull hair, she wraps a handful around so the other person doesn't get away.

Breaking up cat fights would be a difficult position and one I wouldn't want to attempt. Women are more volatile than men. I'd rather fight 3 men than 1 angered woman. Lol