Friday Funnies – Workplace Edition

Happy end of the week. Today’s Friday Funnies are the types of things you do if you aren’t going to want to keep your current job, or your current workplace, and are looking for creative ways to exit employment.

Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. “That’s a good point, Sparky.” “No, I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-Cha.”

Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven’t lost them as much since you did this.

Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.

Put your trash can on your desk. Label it “INBOX.”

Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffeemaker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.

If you happy to try any of these, first we are not responsible for the resulting unemployment line, but let us know how it turns out!