Friday Funnies

This week on Friday Funnies we discover how to test if you are a real biker!

1. Your dog runs on his hind legs when you say, “Pop a wheelie!”
2. Everything you own has Harley Davidson on it.
3. You still carry a full tool kit because you remember the old days.
4. Your 3 year old has a chain wallet (with phone numbers in it!).
5. People say you look strange in a car.
6. You remember the local HD shop before it became a boutique.
7. Your dog likes to down a six-pack after chasing pussy… cats.
8. You carry a master link on your key chain.
9. You think a bad day on the road is better than a good day at work.
10. You have more invested in black T-shirts than in your house.
11. You tell your husband (or wife) you want something sparkly for Christmas and he (or she) knows you mean chrome.
12. You go to the bike shop to decorate your new living room.
13. A bike rally IS your family reunion.
14. Your idea of a pilgrimage is Sturgis, Milwaukee, or York.