Friday Funnies!

If you are on the East Coast you need a dose of Friday Funnies. It’s the first day of spring and most were greeted with snow today.

We will call this one messing with the man.

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about five minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?” He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes… the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn’t care. My bike was parked around the corner.