Friday Funnies!

Sometimes we make our own destinies with the choices we make. Welcome to this week’s Friday Funnies and how one bad choice can lead to an unhappy life.

A biker came home from the road, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts.”

She looked a little confused, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, “Quick, bring me another beer. It’s gonna start.”

This time she looked a little pissed, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, “Quick, another beer, it’s gonna start any second.”

“That’s it!” She blows her top, “You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don’t even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don’t you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?”

The biker sighed. “Oh crap, it’s started.