Testicle Therapy&nbsp\\;
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched&nbsp\\;
in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of&nbsp\\;
men playing the next hole.&nbsp\\;
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The ball hit one of the men.&nbsp\\;
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He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,&nbsp\\;
fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.&nbsp\\;
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The woman rushed down to the man, a nd immediately&nbsp\\;
began to apologize. &nbsp\\;'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical&nbsp\\;
Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow&nbsp\\;
me, she told him.&nbsp\\;

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man&nbsp\\;
replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal po sition,&nbsp\\;
still clasping his hands there at his groin.&nbsp\\;
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At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.&nbsp\\;
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, &nbsp\\;
loosened his pants and put her hands inside.&nbsp\\;
She administered tender and artful massage for serveral long&nbsp\\;
moments and asked, "How does that feel"?
He replied: It feels great, but I think my thumb's still broken!

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