Lemon squeeze
Lemon Squeeze[/align] \\;[/align]There \\; \\;once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. \\; \\;Upon[/align]entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have[/align]sinned.' \\; \\;The priest \\; \\;said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' \\; \\;The[/align]young \\; \\;woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made \\; \\;mad, passionate \\; \\;love[/align]to me seven \\; \\;times.' The priest \\; \\;thought long and hard and then said,[/align]'Squeeze[/align]seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.' \\; \\;The young woman[/align]asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my \\; \\;sins?' The priest said, \\; \\;'No, but it[/align]will wipe that smile off of your \\; \\;face.'[/align] \\;[/align]
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