1) Did you fart?
&nbsp\\; Cuz you blew me away.

&nbsp\\; 2) Are yer parents retarded?
&nbsp\\; Cuz ya sure are special.

&nbsp\\; 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
&nbsp\\; I can't hold it in.

&nbsp\\; 4) Do you have a library card?
&nbsp\\; Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

&nbsp\\; 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
&nbsp\\; Cuz I can see myself in em.

&nbsp\\; 6) If you was a tree &amp\\; I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nut s in yer hole.

&nbsp\\; 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

&nbsp\\; 8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
&nbsp\\; Woman - 'WHAT?'
&nbsp\\; Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'

&nbsp\\; 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

&nbsp\\; 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
&nbsp\\; I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

&nbsp\\; 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

&nbsp\\; 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.


&nbsp\\; And....
&nbsp\\; 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

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