A couple that were sent to me, thought you guys might like....
A ten-year-old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up behind him and asks, 'Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?' 'No!', said the boy, and he kept on walking.
The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says,
'Hey kid, I'll give you $10 if you hop on the back.
'NO!' said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker.
The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, 'OK kid, I'llgive you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride.'
At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily,
'Look Dad, YOU bought the Honda, so you ride it!'
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A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says: - Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life. - Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right. - Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page.
What motorcycle do you ride? - A Harley Davidson.
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page: BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
Jokes
kernow,the sunshine county
