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Old 03-16-2007, 03:24 PM
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Men strike back!
>How many men does it take to open a beer?
>None. It should be opened when she brings it
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>Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
>Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
>never be able to support you.
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>Why do women have smaller feet than men?
>It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
>them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
>------------------------------ -------- -----------------------------
>How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
>When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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>How do you fix a woman's watch?
>You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
>front door, who do you let in first?
>The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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>Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
>a woman's sex drive by 90%.
>It's called a Wedding Cake.
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>Why do men die before their wives?
>They want to.
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>Women will never be equal to men until they can
>walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
>gut, and still think they are sexy.
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>In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
>Then God created Man and rested.
>Then God created Woman.
>Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Old 03-16-2007, 03:30 PM
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sorry,double post.
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Old 03-16-2007, 03:31 PM
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Come on Amy, which part of that do you dispute?[sm=joke.gif]
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Only In your dreams baby!!!
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Geez guy. That's like stickin your finger in an electric outlet. What in the world were you thinkin?


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Geez guy. That's like stickin your finger in an electric outlet. What in the world were you thinkin?


i never was real smart.
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