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Bein' the ka-boy I are, I really enjoy a good 'rodeo f*ck'.
Mount from behind, reach 'round, grasp a bb firmly in each hand. Lean over and whisper in her ear, "WOW, your bbs are really mushy compared to your sister's" THEN TRY TO "RIDE" FOR 8 secs. Great FUN!!![/quote]
Sometimes. I rather read it (think steamy, erotic novel here) than watch it for the most part. Men are just hardwired to be more visually stimulated than women. I find myself getting irritated by the generally poor acting and stupid dialogue which is a distraction, and is why I like good, well-written erotica more.
you need to fast forward thru the dialogue and get right to the screaming part!!!!!!!!!!!
The most important thing I've learned from porn is that women don't like it when you try and emulate porn flicks. As is turns out, they DO NOT get highly aroused when you (how shall I say this delicately???).............."mess up" their hair or makeup. Who knew?
I had my wife talked into making a tasteful, homemade porn one time. But when the lighting crew showed up at the front door, she chickened out. Women.
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