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The following is from years ago...here in Southern California. Radio station did this live every Friday. Those of you who remember KMET will appreciate it.
FISH REPORT
(Wiley) “Hi again and hello then. Wiley Perch here on a finally it’s a Fish Report With A Beat day Friday on RADIO KMET. So Mega, is it time to whip out my rod?”
(Mega) “ Whooo-ya, let’s go fishing.”
(Wiley) “All right, here we go. Marina Dildo reports: 45 swallow-tailed pork prowlers, 52 Pacific Coast trench hose monster fish, 19 gastrointestinal probe launchers, 33 face flounders, 66 bone eaters, 75 pubic mound dwellers, and 1 wall-eyed beaver-pelted pocket perch.”
(Mega) “Lake Titicaca had: 26 chicken dung of the sea fish, 14 amber jacks, 36 lumberjacks, 18 hydraulic jack fish, a couple of Manny Moe and Jack fish, a jack a Ramada fish, and a don’t jack it on your veranda fish.”
(Wiley) “Fudgepacker Point in Wesson Oil County recorded: 16 anglers, 4 woolmongers, 2 degenerates, 3 reprobates, and a derelict. Now for the fish: 24 Red Sea swill suckers, 7 strawberry-flavored disposable dolphins, 2 na, your humpbacked whale, a whale backed hump, and a diseased clump of crab’s fish.”
(Mega) “Port Why-Not-Me had: 5 whatever happened to the $20 Lid fish? 14 one-eyed trouser trouts, 76 Hoover-nosed halibuts, an Acapulco Gold fish, a Where’s the blow fish? and an it’s my birthday again barracuda.”
(Wiley) “Whoo-ya! Dobie’s Mullet Hut Swill Shack and Used Underwear Outlet reports:
67 illiterate management position ceiling lip hangers, 3 lucrative regurgitative red snappers, 14 massacred Custer carp, 5 encrusted clam probers, and 78 supple sirloin face sitters.”
(Mega) “And over at Lake Lewd and Lascivious: 320 slightly soiled scintillating centerfold smelts, 1 out of town by sundown paraquat piranha, a pair of whose torn undergarments are these anyway abalone, and 96 wet and wild weekend wango tango tuna.”
(Wiley) “Raul’s Bent Rod and Reprobate Emporium called in with: 78 yeast infected clams, 30 vulgar vagineata, 15 eager beaver snappers, 4 toe-headed eel suckers, 87 reclining bucket seat smelts, 60 vegetative vag snapping market mullets, 74 rebellious reamer saddle burners, and 32 Ptomaine tuna facial smelts.”
(Mega) Finally, over at Spread Leg Landing, where there’s a dock for all purposes: 2,000
come-on-boys-make-some-noise-talk-is-cheap-but-it’s-the-end-of-the-week-so-let-it-all-hang-out rainbow trout, 152 muff diver mullet, 26 Nordic nymphomanic long neck clams, and 37 giant and juicy, Jupiter-effect-erect-and ready-just-try-and-hold-it-steady-tainted-but-tantalizing trouser trouts.”
(Wile) “Whoo-ya And that will do it for the Friday Fish Report with a Beat-- Baby.”
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06 Softail Standard* SE High Flow AC Kit * Progressive 422 Shocks
Vance & Hines BSS* PCIII USB / Dyno Tuned
Front End Chrome Package* Mustang Seat
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06 Softail Standard* SE High Flow AC Kit * Progressive 422 Shocks
Vance & Hines BSS* PCIII USB / Dyno Tuned
Front End Chrome Package* Mustang Seat
Fish Report
