I'd Like To Come Back As A Pig

[Tinker Bell]

Bet you didn't know this... If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home,maybe at work) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!") -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (okay, so that would be a good thing) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

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[theoldguy]

Ah, the joys of trivia...

[zombie]

Forget the pig...ok, so it's 30 minutes...you figure if the lion does it 50 times a day, say it last a minute, that's almost twice as long as the pig. Screw the pig (not literally)

[Blackbird]

ORIGINAL: TM

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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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Be careful what you wish for, you just may get it.

[whaap]

What an incredible source for knowledge !!!!!!!!!

[Jambo]

Sure your not a pig,now?

[GeorgiaGirl]

Yeah, but if a pig gets no pleasure out of it, what's the point? [8D]

[fj4069]

ORIGINAL: GAGirl

Yeah, but if a pig gets no pleasure out of it, what's the point? [8D]

just like she said. i'm definately a candidate for dolphin reincarnation myself. sex for procreation, no fun. sex for pleasure, jackpot.