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11-16-2009, 04:36 PM
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Busier than a one armed wall paper hanger.
With the hives!!!
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05 Ultra Classic
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SE mufflers, SE air filter
11-17-2009, 03:54 AM
Road Captain
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nova Scotia
Posts: 693
Better than a kick in the nuts with a frozen muck luk
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11-17-2009, 03:55 PM
Road Captain
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Lafayette, LA.
Posts: 549
My dad used to say this when I came up with a "what if". If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bust its ass everytime it hopped.
My grandfather used to say, busy as a cat scratching sh!t on a marble floor.
He would also say, the lazy man works the hardest.
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You can say what you want about the south,but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north.
11-17-2009, 04:03 PM
Road Captain
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Location: Lafayette, LA.
Posts: 549
It is as cold as a gut shot wolf hound bitch dog carring nine suckling puppies up the side of a mountain during a blizzard.
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02 Road King Classic
You can say what you want about the south,but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north.
11-18-2009, 05:33 AM
Senior Rider
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Lakewood,CA
Posts: 498
The mosquitos are so big around here they can stand flat-footed and bttfck a turkey...
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11-18-2009, 12:33 PM
Prospect
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: North Central Massachusetts
Posts: 192
CHEAP
He's tighter than the bark on a tree!
He squeakes when he walks.
Tighter than a nuns C$nt.
When he opens his wallet and pulls out a dollar bill, George's eyes squint from the light.
Ugly
Looks like her face caught on fire and someone put it out with an ice pick
Looks like she fell outa the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
She's so ugly she'd make a train take a dirt road.
That'll go over like a fart in church.
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