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Old 11-16-2009, 04:36 PM
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Busier than a one armed wall paper hanger.
With the hives!!!
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Better than a kick in the nuts with a frozen muck luk
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My dad used to say this when I came up with a "what if". If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bust its ass everytime it hopped.

My grandfather used to say, busy as a cat scratching sh!t on a marble floor.
He would also say, the lazy man works the hardest.
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It is as cold as a gut shot wolf hound bitch dog carring nine suckling puppies up the side of a mountain during a blizzard.
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The mosquitos are so big around here they can stand flat-footed and bttfck a turkey...
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Old 11-18-2009, 12:33 PM
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CHEAP

He's tighter than the bark on a tree!

He squeakes when he walks.

Tighter than a nuns C$nt.

When he opens his wallet and pulls out a dollar bill, George's eyes squint from the light.

Ugly

Looks like her face caught on fire and someone put it out with an ice pick

Looks like she fell outa the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

She's so ugly she'd make a train take a dirt road.


That'll go over like a fart in church.
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