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Old 10-31-2009, 06:45 PM
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I see you aint the brightest light on the porch!
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Katie bar the doors cuz s*%t's fixin to hit the fan!
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Old 11-01-2009, 03:34 PM
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When my kids wanted something I thought they should earn or somthing ridiculous I'd tell them to...

"Want in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first."
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Old 11-01-2009, 07:02 PM
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Bout as usefull as tits on a bull
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Dumb as a bag of hammers
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Old 11-01-2009, 08:14 PM
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Old 11-02-2009, 08:58 AM
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Things my grandpa would say.

Sweating worse than a whore in church.

Does a bear sh!t in the woods? (when asked if he could do something)

Do cats have climbing gear? (another he used same as above)

Going to see a man about a dog. (saying he was going to the restroom)

Going to hit the deer-sack (he was going to bed)

Useless as teets on a boar-hog.

Was he born stupid or was that just practice? (that one always made me laugh)
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:21 AM
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My dad would also say - "He's a couple can's short of a six pack" or "he's a quart low on common sense."
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:24 PM
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When someone was trying to get something to work but was to stupid to do it right and they would ask "what's wrong with it?" my dad would say
"there's a gap in the head space of the operator!"
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are you out to lunch? when you are trying to something stupid.
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