Get Your Azz in High Gear!! ( mule humor)
Go Piss up a rope
Looks like he got the shitty end of the stick
Doesn't know his azz from a hole in the ground.
Schit fire and save the matches.
He don't know chit from shinola ( shoe polish).
Hes on the right train but the wrong track.
Don't air your dirty laundry.
He let the cat out of the bag.
You better mind your P's and Q's.
Don't count your chickens before they hatched.
Wet your whistle.
A rule of thumb.
Looks like he got your goat.
Mind your own beeswax.
He got out on the wrong side of the bed.
Sleep tight don't let the bedbugs bite.
Don't take any wooden nickles.
That's as scarce as hen's teeth
Eat crow
I put a bug in his ear
Hold your horses!
Horse feathers
Quit horsing around!
You have to play the cards that were dealt to you.
You clodhopper
I probably have forgotten more than I remember growing up.
I enjoy throwing one out there for the younger generation once in a while just to see there
confusion.
