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Old 10-30-2009, 06:53 PM
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He's lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut.
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Old 10-30-2009, 07:42 PM
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When asking my Grandpa... Where ya goin' Pap? "Goin' to Africa for a load of ostrich feathers for Panama hats"
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Old 10-30-2009, 10:32 PM
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Get Your Azz in High Gear!! ( mule humor)

Go Piss up a rope

Looks like he got the shitty end of the stick

Doesn't know his azz from a hole in the ground.

Schit fire and save the matches.

He don't know chit from shinola ( shoe polish).

Hes on the right train but the wrong track.

Don't air your dirty laundry.

He let the cat out of the bag.

You better mind your P's and Q's.

Don't count your chickens before they hatched.

Wet your whistle.

A rule of thumb.

Looks like he got your goat.

Mind your own beeswax.

He got out on the wrong side of the bed.

Sleep tight don't let the bedbugs bite.

Don't take any wooden nickles.

That's as scarce as hen's teeth

Eat crow

I put a bug in his ear

Hold your horses!

Horse feathers

Quit horsing around!

You have to play the cards that were dealt to you.

You clodhopper

I probably have forgotten more than I remember growing up.

I enjoy throwing one out there for the younger generation once in a while just to see there

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Old 10-30-2009, 10:46 PM
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its ranin a frog strangler out there
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Old 10-31-2009, 03:42 AM
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Got my new bike today, I'm like a dog with two dicks.
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Old 10-31-2009, 05:37 AM
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That went over like a Lead Balloon
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Old 10-31-2009, 10:57 AM
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Hotter then a 2 dick dog on Saturday night

Does a bear chit in the woods

Is a frogs arse water tight

He's a few bricks short of a load
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Old 10-31-2009, 11:22 AM
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That makes about as much sense as a screen door in a submarine.
Does the Pope wear a funny hat?
Is the bear a Catholic?
Hip deep to a tall Indian.
He is the reason there are more horses' asses than there are horses.
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Your face is going to stick like that!!!!
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You are as useless as a trap door on a canoe
You smell so bad you could knock a buzzard off a shitwagon
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