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Old Jun 28, 2009 | 09:32 AM
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Dear Walter

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for
work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as
usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road
when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.
I walked back home to get my husband's help.

When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in
our bedroom with the neighbour girl. I am 32, my husband is
34, and the neighbour girl is 22. We have been married for
ten years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they
had been having an affair for the past six months. I told
him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his
job six months ago and he says he has been feeling
increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much,
but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become
increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and
I'm afraid I can't get through to him any more.

Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Sheila

Dear Sheila

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be
caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by
checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is
clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake
manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of
these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the
fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure
to the carburettor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Walter
 
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Old Jun 28, 2009 | 09:52 AM
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Awesome! Love it!

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Old Jun 28, 2009 | 11:08 AM
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My face was about to explode I was laughing so hard! Good one Jerry :lol:
 
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Old Jun 28, 2009 | 12:41 PM
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I don't get it...he told her how to fix the car............whats da problem?
 
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Old Jun 28, 2009 | 04:48 PM
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Old Jun 28, 2009 | 07:18 PM
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It would help to know what kind of car it was, and what happpened when
she tried to restart the car. Could be something simple.

(Take care of the simple things first......)
 
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Old Jun 28, 2009 | 10:24 PM
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That is a good one.
 
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Old Jun 29, 2009 | 05:41 AM
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i think its great advice. they really know their cars
 
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Originally Posted by themensh
It would help to know what kind of car it was, and what happpened when
she tried to restart the car. Could be something simple.

(Take care of the simple things first......)
I'm thinkin that's what the husband in the story was thinkin, too!

 
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Old Jun 29, 2009 | 11:02 AM
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Silly woman may have just run out of gas.

My nose still burns from the scotch that went backwards while reading that story.
 
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